News Flash: Petey Storms to 2nd Place!!!

Early reports suggest that Closer Racing's very own Petey has ridden the race of his life and finished a barnstorming 2nd place at the Mt Macedon Summer Series race on Sunday. Petey's 2nd place overshadowed Scotty's 6th place in Sport A and proved once again how effective his training regime is. More news as it comes to hand!

Amendment:
We were a tad early in our praise of Petey. His finish wasn't exactly barnstorming, rather it could be described as treacle-like. He in fact finished 2nd last in Sports B. "I'm stuffed!" A clearly unfit and under prepared Petey exhaled. "That bloody Wookie said this would be a good idea. It's easy for him, he doesn't have to work as hard as I do. My life is the hardest." Petey's main competition for last position wasn't pleased with his ride or Petey. "I was catching Petey when he stopped and asked for help to change a tyre. So I stopped and before I knew it Petey had thrown my bike into a tree and I couldn't reach it." Petey was unrepentant, "Meh, if he can't reach the bike its his problem. Its 'gamesmanship'."
Scotty on the other hand had a problem free race from start to finish with a solid 6th place his reward. "Yeah, I'm pretty happy. I'd rather finish mid field in Sport A than win Sport B." (Ed's Note:Ahhhh dude you wouldn't have won Sport B either) For once, there is actual photographic evidence of these happenings, which is amazing for Scotty as the photographer's always seem to not take any shots of him. (Ed's Note: Have you seen Scotty? Its not like he is a 5ft 4" anorexic broom handle!!)
In any case, congratulations to both rider's. Scotty for finishing in the points and Petey for well...... not coming dead last.
Results can be seen here: http://www.ftf.com.au/cms/uploads/events/vssxcno1macedon.pdf


Petey doing his best impersonation of a real racer.... badly.


After getting help retrieving his bike from a tree, little Timmy almost caught Petey.


The search for the perfect Potato Gem drove Scotty to new heights.

Wookie goes to the head of the class

Scotty has put on a dominant display at the Wednesday night dirt crits to finish 1st in B Grade yesterday. "I was focused. That friggin blog thing last week really pissed me off!" Earlier, Scotty seemed to be struggling again, with defeat to a bunch of overweight middle aged men and a school boy looking likely. "I had a tough fight but I maintained my pace well and the competition couldn't match me. The guy with a wooden leg really pushed me hard. I'm pretty happy." The middle laps of the race saw Scotty duking it out with his 5ft 5" pre pubescent Nemesis but a sustained burst over 2 laps broke the school boys spirit. "Man I enjoyed beating that kid. It's such a relief....." Scotty's form line should serve him well in the upcoming XC Vic Series which starts Sunday 9th December at Mt Macedon with his climbing skills set to aid his pursuit of podium glory. "I haven't being on a podium since G-Spot days...."
Results of Scotty's inspirational win can be seen HERE

Poll Results:
The results of last weeks poll are in.....
It seems some readers of the Closer Racing Blog love nothing more than a stunning blond who is aptly known as Miss Universe, Jen Hawkins. She won the vote with 50% of votes going her way.
BUT, even heterosexual women would prefer:
Megan Gale 16%

OR....
Alf's Facebook Friend, didn't even get a single vote....

But instead they were both beaten in the poll by this man with 33% of the vote.
Here he is, your 2nd place getter......

Sad.....

Closer Racing Blog would like to thank Alfy for providing all photos for today's post.
The Closer Racing Blog is sponsored by the letter "P" and the number "7". The word of the day is "tardy".

A quick reminder

It has come to the Closer Racing Blog's attention that some of you haven't seen Petey in Lycra and hence are unable to make up your mind in the poll. Well here is a recent picture of the Adonis that is Petey. Notice the rippling muscles, tanned skin and intense gaze ladies, he is quite a catch. Except that he is already caught. Doesn't mean you can't vote for him though.

Racing Update:

Scott's race at the criterium's last Wednesday wasn't a complete work of fiction, the link to the Criterium's and race results is HERE. Mountain Bike Riders of all levels are welcome to come along and have a go, except for you Alfy. No gimps allowed.

Up the "crits" without a.....

Scotty made a pleasing comeback to the Knobbysports Wednesday night Crits this week. Pleasing for Scotty as it seems he hasn't lost ground to his main rivals from season 2006/2007 and pleasing for Jarrod as Scotty got smashed by a wee little newly turned 16 year old. "The only way it could have been better was if Scotty got beaten by a girl." A jovial Jarrod explained after the race. For Scotty though it was a solid 1st up effort, riding against rider's who had started their short course season 2 weeks prior. "I'm pretty sure that kid rides a lot more than he lets on." Lamented a slightly dejected Scotty, "I mean come on, I can't lose to a kid.... thats worse than losing to Petey." Scott's last point about Petey may have been on the mark as observers noted that the big fella lacked his usual rhythm and drive in the absense of Richy, Petey, Chris and Jarrod. "I love beating my mates. Have I told you that I had a faster lap time than Richy at the Mont? He was soooo mad. I tried not to laugh at him."

Up next week is a team criterium race. Now you would think that given that the Closer Racing Team is a team it would be no problem getting another rider for Scotty to pair up with. BUT, the Closer Racing Team is no ordinary collection of useless unreliable bastards. Jarrod is still a gimp, Richy still lives far far away, Petey is always in Sydney with Jess and Chris is well.... running. It will be up to Scotty to remember to arange a partner which means only one thing; Scotty will be racing solo next week.

Training update:

A recent team bonding session at the races was a useful tool to remind everybody why the Closer Racing Team struggles to attract other team members. They are annoying. Very annoying. Alfy did raise one point of conjecture, who is better, Meagan Gale or Jennifer Hawkins. You decide: ( thats for you Alfy... )

Anyhoo, the famous Closer Jersey is in need of a touch up and update. We have new members and prospective members to cater for. So with that in mind the Closer Racing Blog is starting a design competition. There will be a prize, some of you may or may not like it, you could ask Richy how he felt after the Mont for an idea on how it felt to receive it.

This is the current design:

The current clubhouse leader at this stage is the entry sent in by Petey and can be seen below: Nice work Petey. Crayons are fun!

EXCLUSIVE! Jarrod's crash caught on tape.

Closer Racing Blog has discovered this footage. It's believed to be Jarrod's recent crash or a copycat crash by Petey at the Mont.